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1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end

1. Ugly in my pants
2. Yellow in my pants
3. Dig a Hole in my pants
4. Lean with it, Rock with it in my pants
5. She's On It in my pants (damn Beastie Boys)
6. Satisfaction in my pants (oh Benny Benassi)
7. Hollywood in my pants
8. The Hands of Doom in my pants
9. Get Busy in my pants
10. Let's Get Married in my pants
11. Party Like a Rock Star
12. Mercy in my pants
13. Get it Shawty in my pants
14. I Kissed a Girl in my pants
15. He Can Only Hold Her in my pants


wow.
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I'm 96% insane

3 min read
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (lol yes at a pool party. their glass door was sooo clean!)
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (I was bleeding XD)
[x] You have been called a blond. (sometimes i have my off days or pronounce things wrong when i should know how to pronounce because its spelled fairly simple.example: once i was reading a magazine and i pronounced "neato" in my head like "knee ah toe")

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (you know it.)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (THAT IS INSANE)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (yeah. it happens often.)

TOTAL: 6

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (i've woken up in the middle of the night and i'll be drooling)

TOTAL: 1

[] You have fallen asleep in class.
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (i'm loud but no one ever really tels me that)
TOTAL: 1

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (all the time)

TOTAL: 3

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (YES ALL THE TIME!!!)
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 24

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally Insane
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I'm 35% girly

6 min read
Each 'x' counts as 1%

[x] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[] During the summer the only shoes I wear are flip flops. (no, occasionally i do wear my chucks)
[] My favorite toys as a child were Barbie's. (umm...were they? i think so. i think i liked polly pockets and stufed animals better)
[x] My favorite colour is pink or purple.
[] I did Gymnastics.
[x] I love skirts.
[] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop. (never even been there.)
[x] tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x] I love chocolate.
[x] I've never had a real job.
TOTAL: 6

[] My hair is almost always straightened. (nope, hair is always CURLY. naturally of course)
[] I have at least 8 myspace pictures. (don't even have a myspace)
[] I usually go shopping once a week.
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends.
[] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earrings.
[] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[x] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach.
[] I change my icon weekly.
[] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL: 3

[] I don't shop at Hot Topic.
[] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[] I wear mascara every day. (don't wear makeup)
[] I've been or am on a diet. (ew no.)
[x] Bathing suits are adorable
[] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[] big sunglasses are hot. (i rather wayfarers. those are my type of shades.)
[x] I have gotten my nails done before.
[x] MTV is one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL: 3

[] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys.
[] I love to have girls do my hair. (why would i want someone's greasy fingers in my hair? NO THANK YOU.)
[x] I give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[] I hate bugs.
[] Carnivals are so fun!
[] Summer is THE best season. (i love all the seasons.)
[x] My swimsuit has 2 pieces
[] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor. (nah. more like i'm waiting for my sleeved up nice, funny guy.)
[x] Musicians are so hot.
[] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL: 3

[] I am self-conscious.
[] I cry often.
[] My car smells like vanilla or cherry. (I don't own a car)
[] My dishes get washed more than once a week.
[] I don't do sports.
[x] I HATE to run. (WITH A BURNING PASSION)
[] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[x] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[] I love romance novels
[] Drew Barrymore is so cute
TOTAL: 2

[x] I dance a lot.
[x] I usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house.
[] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[x] I love to get dressed up.
[] Every part of my outfit needs to match. (i often don't match)
[] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[x] I would love to have a photo shoot. (sure why not)
[] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day.
[] I wish I were a model.
TOTAL: 4

[] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[] I have been something that was semi. (??????)
[] I own Uggs.
[x] Hip Hop is the best music.
[] I pop my collar.
[] I like to be the center of attention.
[x] Guys with Mohawks are crazy. (most are)
[] Horses are beautiful.
[] I'd rather not pay attention in school.
[x] Cats are adorable.
TOTAL: 3

[] I write my own music.
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii.
[] Valentine's day is so cute!
[] White is better than black.
[] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black
[x] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[] hate the grunge look.
[x] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL: 3

[] I love to gossip.
[x] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid.
[] I love Celine Dion.
[] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long.
[] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[x] I like little kids. (most of the time when they aren't evil monsters)
[] Diet drinks are the best. (eww thats disgusting. diet sodas have more chemicals, sugar, and are gross!)
[] I'm all about being vegetarian. (i should be but not)
[x] I refuse to eat at McDonalds. (not too big of a fan of fast food)
TOTAL: 3

[] I check my myspace everyday. (Don't have one)
[x] I love life!
[x] I have a lot of jewelry!
[] My screen name(s) have x's in them.
[] Either one of my myspace names has/had <3's or in them.
[x] I would never want to be the opposite sex. (must be uncomfortable to pee standing up don't u think?)
[x] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it.
[x] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (have 4 + 1 throw pillow)
TOTAL: 5

Now add up all the total points and put "I am _35_% girly" for the subject if you steal or get tagged.
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OY

1 min read
wow. so summer is officially over and its now cool, breezy, cozy fall, and halloween is in like 3 weeks. i haven't really written in this journal since june but at least im writing now right? :) school is going good, though i have a few classes were i only know like 3 people. lol. but it still is only the beginning of the year, so u never know. my friend cata is gonna have a halloween party and im uber excited about that. i got dinosaur shaped nuggets today and im EXTREMELY excited to eat them!!! um... what else... i got contacts over the summer and i fell in love... with MLIA. hahahaha....u thought i ment someone? WHOOPS. :P





LOVE LOVE LOVE mylifeisaverage.com/

PEACE OUT HOMIES UNTIL NEXT TIME....
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QUIZZY THING

6 min read
STEP ONE:
Spell your name with songs.

L-ose control
E-verytime We Touch
L-ive Wire
A-llure


STEP TWO:
– Name:don't feel like telling
– Birth date:in February
– Nickname:Lela
– Eye Color:hazel
– Hair Color:brown
– Zodiac Sign:aquarius

STEP THREE:
–The shoes you wore today: i've been barefoot all day
– Your weaknesses:a sweet smile
– Your fear(s): roller coasters
– Your perfect pizza: cheeeeesy
– Goal you’d like to achieve: learn another language

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature: Eyes,legs and my hair
– Your bedtime??: its summer, i have no bedtime
– Most missed memory?: when everything was so much easier

STEP FIVE:
This Or That…
– Pepsi or Coke?: coke
– McDonald’s or Burger King: McDonalds
– Adidas or Nike: CONVERSE
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
– Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
– Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino


STEP SIX:
Do You…
– Smoke: no
– Curse: Yeah
– Sing: sometimes
– Dance: all the time
– Take a shower everyday: yus
– Have a crush: no
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: possibly
– Want to go to college: i think so
– Like(d) high school: i dunno yet
– Want to get married: maybe
– Get motion sickness: sometimes
– Think you’re attractive: yeah
– Think you’re a health freak: not a health FREAK but i'm health conscious
– Get along with your parents: yep

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month…
– Gone to the mall: yes
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
– Eaten Sushi: no
– Gone skating: no
– Made homemade cookies: no
– Gone Skinny dipping: no
– Stolen anything:yeah. pens from my friends.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever…
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
– If so, was it mixed company:-
- Flashed anyone: no
– Been beaten up: no
– Shoplifted: yeah, when i was 4

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: don't care
– Numbers of Children: don't know
– Describe your Dream Wedding: haven't really thought about it
– What country would you most like to visit? greece or italy or rome

STEP TEN:
In the opposite sex..
– Best eye color?: brown
– Best hair color?: brown or black
– Short hair or long hair?: i would prefer it be any length above the shoulder
– Height: my height,taller, or slightly shorter.but i would really love if they were taller than me!!

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: my mom
– Number of CDs that I own: none i got an ipod
– Number of tattoos: i want one
– Number of piercings: one (each ear)

Personal Quiz
Who were you with yesterday? my parents and my brother
What woke you up this morning? my mom and my brother
Where are you? my room
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? i hope so
Do you like anybody? not really

THE PAST
Ever thrown up in public? raging waters 2005.
Passed out because of alcohol? no
What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW? i'm thinking of what i'm thinking of

THE FUTURE
What kind of home would you like? a comfy nice trendy one
What do you want to be when you grow up? idk yet..maybe a photographer or dancer
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? graduating

IN GENERAL
Do you like candy necklaces? haven't had one in a long time but sure, they're convenient
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? ...yesterday
Do you listen to music every day? pretty much
Do you still go trick or treating? last time i went was last year and i'm not sure if i'm going this year so yeah...i LOVE halloween though!
What was the last thing you ate? a strawberry
Are you a fast typer? very fast
Whats your favorite type of soda? rootbeer
Have you ever moved? yeah, 4 times.
Have you ever won an award? yes, dance awards, perfect attendance, student of the month, high honor roll,the list goes on..
Are you listening to music right now? Hot 'N Cold
How long ’till your birthday? 8 months and a day
When were you the saddest in your whole life? idk
What time is it? SUMMER TIME! lmao jk (hate that movie) its 12:38
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? buy
Who makes you mad? people
Have you ever heard a song written about you? lyrics that relate to me? yes
Something you want to happen in 2009? something...:>
Summer 2009? have a fun time
Honestly, do you miss 2008? idk i guess

HONESTY SECTION---ROFL----
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? yellow-THEY CAME THAT WAY!lol
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? me helping my friend decide what she's gonna wear today
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? sitting
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? no
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? gayane-right now we just clicked
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? no
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? my computer when it doesn't charge
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? nope
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? ew no
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? not really
14. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now? no
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like? always
17. Honestly, are you in denial? no
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? no, i get up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom!
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? no
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? yeah

ANGER SECTION

1. What do you do when you’re mad? curse

2. What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad? idk i do a lot of bad things when i'm mad

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? yeah

4. Do you swear when you’re mad? read number one genius

CRYING SECTION
1.When was the last time you actually cried? a few days ago over something stupid. but over somehting worth crying for....the last day of school
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? yep
3. Do certain songs make you cry? yeah
4. What usually makes you cry? songs because of the lyrics or because they have sad memories tied to them

HAPPY SECTION
1. Are you usually a happy person? i try to be but yeah, i think so
2. What makes you the happiest? idk a lot of things make me happy
4. Do you believe in yourself? yes
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? yes very
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